Leave your uke out of its case so you can grab it any time

Another advantage of a cheap uke!

Your precious, expensive uke you’ll want to store in its case to keep off the dust, protected by a special dehumidifier, and handled only by adults, ideally wearing cotton gloves.

A cheap uke, you can leave on the couch, toss by the TV, or keep in that humid, dusty kitchen.

The kitchen is actually an ideal spot. How long does a microwave burrito take? Three minutes? What else are you gonna do while its cooking? I can get through “Camptown Ladies” four times in three minutes!

Not that I actually eat microwave burritos.

Very often.