Singin’ In The Bathtub

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<p>‘I haven’t the least idea what you’re talking about,’ said Alice.</p>


<p>‘I do,’ Alice hastily replied; ‘at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.’</p>


<p>‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks, / ‘I kept all my limbs very supple / By the use of this ointment–one shilling the box– / Allow me to sell you a couple?’</p>


<p>‘Digging for apples, indeed!’ said the Rabbit angrily. ‘Here! Come and help me out of THIS!’ (Sounds of more broken glass.)</p>


<p>‘It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited,’ said the March Hare.</p>

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