- …you’ve Googled the word “koa”
- …your pant size fluctuates between “tenor” and “concert”
- …you know how to both spell and pronounce “Israel Kamakawiwo’ole”
- …you have an extra uke just for use in the car
- …you have an extra uke in the trunk of your car, in case something happens to the first one
- …you keep a dog just for the fleas
- …you’ve dressed up as George Formby for Halloween
- …“mini bar” means B-flat minor, not the tiny fridge in a hotel
- …you’ll fight with your fists any man who pronounces ukulele the way you don’t
- …you can say “G string” without snickering
- …you can say “sound hole” without snickering
- …you actively look for ways to use “G string” and “sound hole” in the same sentence
- …your presidential campaign button says, “I Like (Ukulele) Ike”
- …you can’t read “A Christmas Carol” without singing “Tiptoe Thru the Tulips” every time Tiny Tim shows up
And think we’ll stop while we’re ahead!
